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Rule 5: Never demand repayment for
a favor.
A senior City Hall aide describes one meeting
with a group of out-of-town businessmen who thought they
had curried favor by speeding along a project at the mayor's
request. "They were trying to get some concessions from
the city on a deal," the aide recalls. "At one point,
their main negotiator said, 'We did this for him, so we
expected you would reciprocate.' All the guys from our
side of the table got really quiet. It was like a mask
had come down over their faces. We just stopped reacting."
The deal, naturally, went nowhere.
Demanding repayment sends the signal that
you treat your favors like accounts receivable--a fatal
breach of etiquette. Scott Hodes likens favors to unenforceable
promissory notes, explaining, "Most people would say 'Fuck
you' if you demanded payback." Chicago Tribune
writer Mike Conklin--who did a constant business in favors
during his five years on the paper's "INC." column--remembers
sources who actually tried this tactic. "Once someone
said, 'You owe me,' that was it for them," he explains.
"Maybe that time I'd do what they were asking. But I'd
never return their calls again."
Why does the idea of demanding payback
ignite such contempt? "People who keep score are perceived
as being in the short-term game," says Tom Doody. "I just
disengage from them." That's the strategic explanation,
but there's an emotional angle as well: Whatever their
other motivations, people who do favors feel good about
themselves afterwards. "If you do a favor for me, it's
supposed to be because you're a great guy," says one veteran
Democratic operative. "So when someone tries to call in
a favor like they're a bill collector, it makes the whole
relationship null and void." Demanding repayment, in other
words, rips down the façade of altruism that cloaks
so much of the favor economy's dealings. And, really,
who wants to feel like a glorified precinct captain?
But if demanding repayment is taboo, how
do players cash in old chits? Many start by simply describing
the issue at hand to a person they have helped in the
past, perhaps even invoking that previous favor in a nostalgic
way. This lets the person know, indirectly, that this
would be a great chance to return the favor. Usually that
suffices. If not, it may be hopeless. "If someone doesn't
understand that they owe you," says Serafin, "nothing
you say can make them get it."
Corollary to Rule 5: You can
demand repayment for granting a favor, but only if you
do so immediately.
When White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf asked
public relations executive Kathy Posner to fill in for
him as Principal for a Day at Doolittle East Middle School,
near Comiskey Park, she had an immediate request: that
the Sox furnish a memento for every student, and that
she get to throw out the first pitch at a Sox game. On
June 16th, Posner launched a slider from the pitcher's
mound at Comiskey Park before more than 10,000 fans--all
of whom, she admits, "probably wondered, 'Why is she there?'"
A crew from Dateline NBC even taped the moment, to be
used in a segment profiling her as the archetypal workaholic.
As Posner explains all this to me, I glance up and notice
a sign on her office door. It reads, "What's the half-life
of a favor?"
Rule 6: Always try to offer a favor before
it is requested.
Again, feelings matter in the favor economy,
and a favor offered voluntarily pads the offerer's account
in several ways. He or she gets credit not only for the
favor itself, but also for having spotted a need and filled
it unprompted, the mark of a real friend.
What's more, the recipient is doubly grateful--for
the favor, of course, but also for having been saved from
pleading. "It's always better if you don't make people
ask," says Maureen Smith. "If you know someone's child
is applying to your alma mater, you offer to write them
a recommendation letter."
Smith recalls that when she moved to Chicago
from New York after marrying E. B. Smith, the Chicago
banking scion, a great many people volunteered to help
introduce her around--offering everything from seats on
charity boards to invitations to society lunches. "I will
forever be grateful to those people," Smith says. "Though
I have to admit, at first that style of doing things made
me a little paranoid."
Of course, being in a position to offer
unrequested favors projects an image of power and connections.
"For some guys, doing favors for people is almost like
a show of plumage," says Tom Doody. In the world of politics,
this can have amusing effects, as officials scramble like
claim jumpers to take credit for a favor--say, the securing
of a zoning variance--for which they had marginal responsibility.
Rule 7: Those who abuse the system get
frozen out.
Though Carol Moseley-Braun's political
demise last year had many causes, her failure to play
the favor game correctly hardly helped. Fundraisers regularly
complained that the senator showed up late to their functions
and often didn't work the room hard enough. By the time
her campaign needed money to fight her opponent, Peter
Fitzgerald, heir to a banking fortune, the damage was
done. Just before the November election, one Democratic
operative told me, "If I've heard it once, I've heard
it ten times: Major Democratic women fundraisers are complaining
that they haven't heard from her since '92."
Thus, though senators wield a fair amount
of clout, many Democratic insiders didn't go out of their
way to help her, figuring their hard work would go unremembered--even
in the unlikely event that she beat Fitzgerald. (Confirming
her status in some people's eyes as only a "taker" in
the favor economy, the defeated Moseley-Braun never endorsed
Mayor Daley during last winter's municipal election--even
though Hizzoner had thrown the senator a half-million-dollar
fundraiser during her re-election campaign.)
Things can turn equally frosty on the social
front. Maureen Smith recalls the case of one CEO who had
recently arrived in Chicago and seemed poised to slide
seamlessly into the city's high society. Then came an
important Christmas party, the sort of elegant event at
which merely being invited counts as an honor. The CEO
"showed up in a horribly casual outfit, and spent the
evening telling people exactly how unsophisticated he
found Lake Forest, compared to his East Coast hometown,"
Smith recalls. "Then he bragged about how someone was
'begging' him to join the board of an important downtown
arts institution. He didn't know it, but the head of the
organization's board was sitting at his table. I never
saw him at another party."
Market watch
As in any market, the trade in favors fluctuates
in value. Here's an index of those that have spiked up
or down lately.
Chicago Bulls
tickets: Hundreds of thousands of Chicagoans
had forgotten how tedious a pro basketball game could
get, even with inane contests and routines filling every
spare second.
Forecast:
Decline may have bottomed out, but no signs of a rebound
yet.
Cuban cigars:
When the big boys play at being
bad boys, the "Cubans" come out. Now that the cigar craze
is leveling off and even your accountant claims a direct
pipeline to Havana, the major players compete to pass
out the rarest among the Cuban brands.
Forecast:
Stable, with slow growth, at least until Fidel Castro
dies or the embargo gets lifted.
Hotel rooms:
Chicago's convention business can make it a tough place
to score a room on short notice. But a few real estate
bigwigs and PR types have hotel connections, and their
out-of-town friends appreciate not having to choose between
the far suburbs and a downtown fleabag.
Forecast:
Slight downturn possible, due to the recent flurry of
hotel construction.
Jerry Springer
tickets: Critics may call the show a moronic
slugfest, but it's still a favorite favor. "You wouldn't
believe what Springer tickets can do," says Kathy
Posner, whose access to tickets stems from her days as
Springer's flack. "I have been hit up by friends, clients,
their relatives, and even White Sox players."
Forecast:
Springer's distributors claim they will no longer
air violent incidents, so the show's cachet may dim. Then
again, sitting in the audience might become the only way
to see the unedited mayhem.
Charity board
seats: Corporate flight
and a general decline in civic-mindedness have created
high turnover in this sector. As Maureen Smith points
out, "There are more seats now, but less longevity," so
the chance of rubbing elbows with a true heavy hitter
has faded somewhat.
Forecast:
Continued decline, unless a new civic spirit captures
the city's upper crust--and business leaders stop losing
their jobs to mergers.
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